Surfer-Clock's movie Reviews on Newgrounds

[Dance Dance OrangeClock]

Oh....my....goodness...

Look at him go... O_O

That's absolutely amazing. Some of the fastest moves I've ever seen.

Truly, YOU CANNOT DO THAT.

But seriously, I sat here and laughed for like, 5 whole minutes. Good stuff.

[FF7: About Random Battles]

Ugh, maybe it's just that game...

For some reason, I just don't like this one. I unlocked 1, count it, ONE extra scene. ;_; Such a simple game, yet I failed it. I feel gipped for not getting the other 4, but after the 25th try, I felt my patience wearing down quickly. Even your suggestion of keeping the patterns in short term memory by saying them out loud (or doing what I did, and write them down) still didn't help the fact that I couldn't get them fast enough to pass the levels.

Now, on to the movie. I really hate to say this, as you guys spent an ETERNITY refining and getting this movie prepped for the public, but I never really cracked a smile during the whole thing. It just didn't seem that humorous, and I felt kind of disappointed by the presentation of it all. may be a LF and SFB fan, but this one was sort of a dud. Well, you can't be perfect everytime, right?

[Mr DRAGOoN BREATH]

Strange...

This was kind of an odd animation. No definite conclusion, no side-splitting punchline, no revolutionary animation technique, nothing really 'new' about it at all.

I like it for all of those reasons. In the midst of all these 'revolutionary' animators and 'amazing' new techniques, someone's realized that it's not always a flashy new style or a fresh joke that defines a good Flash.

And that person is you. Good job on this...I'm sure there was less than 6 hours of effort to make. But it still has that air of unfinishing to it...like almost anti-climactic...oh well, this is still my favorite Flash for today.

McRhyme responds:

A strange review to a strange litte short.

[How Luke Saved Christmas]

Another great Flash!

This one was a decent one, long for just 1 MB, but when you compress your audio, it does help a great deal, does it not? Well, for the most part, the movie was quite humourous, and I can't think of anything that wasn't funny.

Good stuff, and I look forward to your future movies. I know I can expect big laughs from 'em.

[The Ass and The Weiner RS]

Nice!

Heh, the punchline hit me like a train. The style of your movies has been, are, and will be some of the best work I've ever seen. You illustrate perfectly that flashy graphics aren't everything that make a Flash movie a gem.

[Luke in Clockland]

You're my hero. ^_^

Ever since I first saw your likeness in One Ring 2, and again with a deeper part in Return of Gannondorf, and finally in The Matrix has You (Your very best appearance/movie), I've had a sort of deep respect for your part in each movie you made, not knowing that you actually could make your own Flash masterpieces. Finally, I've been offered the opportunity to view this movie.

The movie itself was excellent, as it wasn't too violent, it was humourous in its own way, and it was soething only you could have thought of. Having the Special Features at the end made it all worthwhile. A darn good piece from someone just getting their first Flash expiriences.

Oh, and if you plan on checking out my flicks, it's be good to avoid "Surfer vs. Archon", because that one happens to tote the notorious clown of phallic phame. :P

[Norwegian flash Oo]

This was very strange...

Was this supposed to be some sort of 'look what goes on at our school' type thing? Because as someone else said, it's not much diffrent here. The idiocy of most students in the USA is enough to drive any teacher insane. It appears as if you guy's don't have it much better there by what the movie illustrates. Oh well... it wasn't a good movie, but at least it wasn't a complete failure.

[Newgrounds Jam #3]

*wipes tear away*

Not only was this some of the greatest Flash synthesis ever, but...you'll see.

Suits (Dim): Engaging story, but it it sort of fell apart as you watched it...although the suits idea was practical, it just didn't click. 6/10

Tricky's Survival Secrets (Synj): This was one of the ones that makes you laugh at its premise: Tricky Clown at his finest! Nice music, and just...that'll be one to remember. 7/10

The Art Gallery (Shawn): The most touching, twisted, and yet intriguing piece of the lot. This one, I kid you not, made me shed a few tears. I had to watch this piece again because I just...I couldn't stop thinking about the subtlties of this...a paradox of ideas and an allegory of art... This piece has truly touched something deep within me. 10/10

PJ's Gotta Stun (Pinnicle): This is the second most comedic of the collaboration. A simple storyline keeping the viewer engaged with plenty of action and a few appearances by his own characters. A nice short for an artist of whom's movies normally average over 2-3 minutes. 8/10

Dots of Death (Shawn): This was about average. For being unexpected, this was one of the more cliched of the pieces. Art style was quite cute. 7/10

[Pinnicle's Art Homework]

Mentos!

I seriously hate getting some of those types of prompts from my art teacher, which is why I found this movie to be a nice reminder of what I'm going to go through in my next art class....but with paintbrushes and a noticable lack of a lightsaber.

Good stuff. ^_^

[Kingdom Hearts Sonic]

Eso era una película buena.

Pienso que eso mezclando los elementos de ambos <<Kingdom Hearts>> y <<Sonic>> Es una cosa buena. Puedo entender sus problemas con inglés, como aprendo a hablar español, y cualquier interruptores del idioma alrededor de sus adjetivos y pronombres, así que para alguien con inglés como una segunda lengua, yo puedo decir que usted aprende el idioma bastante bien. (Tuve que utilizar a un traductor para hacer esto. ... Hablo español así así.)